02 September 2002 The Guru So I get in from work and eventually get round to looking at my email. I open Outlook Express and.... No virus tonight :-D See folks? Being a loud, obnoxious bitch does work after all. I should move to the States and start running seminars on my philosophy - I'd make a fortune. Can you just picture me in a conference room, in front of a whiteboard, telling everyone: "Now here's a selection of the best swear words to use and the effect they will have. Tone of voice is also a very important contributing factor....I hope you're all taking notes and there's a wide selection of leaflets on sale afterwards." Damn, I think that might just work. I could be like the 'anti-Oprah'. Instead of reasoned argument, I'd spout a philosophy of screaming and shouting until you'd beaten the life out of your whoever was getting on your tits. Either that or I just need to get some sleep.
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