Monday, Nov. 19, 2001 Red Eye Aunty Edna's tip for the week. Don't try to put you make-up on in a dark car girls (and boys for that matter because this is Diaryland after all). There I was, in a car park at the pub - waiting for the drunks to come out when I thought I'd refresh my eyeliner. So, I fumbled in my bag, pulled out the eyeliner and started to apply it whilst looking in the rearview mirror. Now, it wasn't pitch black so I didn't turn the light on. Even so, it seemed odd that my eyes weren't being outlined in their usual black rims. So I took a closer look at the eye pencil........... That's when I realised I was liberally applying bright red lip-liner to the insides of my eyelids......... Shit. Despite getting most of it off, I spent the rest of the night looking like someone who either had a chronic dose of hayfever or had been told their entire family had been wiped out in a freak shopping-trolley incident. I'm an idiot. It's official.
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