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Description: Supreme leader of the Edna World Order.

Strengths: The ability to cope with anything and everything.

Weaknesses: Chocolate, blue eyes fringed with black lashes, chocolate, homeless cats, chocolate.

Special Skills: The ability to hold conversations with drunk people whilst being sober; holding seven different MSN conversations at once; being able to do a degree and work almost full-time.

Weapons: A tounge which can cut through steel.

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