The Name Game Tucked away at the tail end of the lunchtime news today was a little snippet about how Sean 'Puff Daddy' Coombs is planning to change his name. It seems Puffy thinks his name has become associated with so much bad publicity (Gun, what gun? Oh that gun. Hell, that belongs to bitch in the trampy dress), that he is going to make a break with the past and have himself re-christened. Now, here's the good bit. What's Puffy changing his name to? 'P Diddy'. I kid ye not and yes, I suddenly had to check the date to make sure it hadn't suddenly become April 1. Didn't someone take him to one side and say: "Uh, Sean, great idea....there's only one teeny problem....um, in the UK, the word diddy is a slang term for a breast'. My God! It was bad enough when we had Ken Dodd and his Diddy Men - now this. Please, someone tell me that this is a wind-up. The guy has a clothing line for Christ's sake! Can you imagine anyone wearing their cool diddy tracksuit bottoms? P Diddy. The more I think about it, the more it sounds like a very specialised porn publication - and if you have to ask, then you're way too young to know :-)
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