May 19, 2001 How To Hail A Cab Here's a few tips on how not to get a taxi outside a nightclub.... Don't stagger as you approach the car, almost spilling your chips and glass of vodka... Don't keep trying to open the doors even though the driver has her central locking on because she's used to assholes like you... Don't press your hands and mouth against the outsides of the windows..... Don't try to be all friendly and polite, only to turn aggressive when aforementioned driver asks you to give her a minute so she can radio the run back to the office... Don't call the driver an 'ignorant bitch'..... Why? Because at 2.30 on a Saturday morning, the driver can just call it a night and head for home while all the drunken assholes can fucking well walk. And it's a good 30 minute walk from the nightclub to the nearest pay phone. This also explains why I don't go to nightclubs when I have a night off :-)
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