03 August 2002 The Stalker Exchange I've found a better way to make money than sticking up a paypal link and begging. I'm renting ad space out on my diary. Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a paid infomercial :-) Attention stalkers! Are YOU bored with having to stalk the same person all the time? Doesn't it get tedious hanging around the same neighbourhood, dialing the same phone numbers, following the same kids home from school and posting messages on the same internet message boards? Don't you sometimes wish you could get a change of scenery without having to worry that your victim is also enjoying a break from your diabolical schemes? Well, we at STALKER EXCHANGE feel the same way and that's why we have launched our brand new scheme, specifically with stalkers in mind. Simply register for our STALKER EXCHANGE scheme and we will hook you up with a fellow stalker in another part of the country - or if you're an internet-only stalker we'll arrange a swap with someone who is currently stalking another web user. YOU pick the amount of time you wish to spend on 'vacation'. Any time between one week and two months is acceptable under our scheme. All YOU have to do is agree to continue your stalking, but with a different victim. Just think of it, you could swap snowy Alaska for sunny Los Angeles, or Toronto for Idaho. Internet stalkers can have all the fun of reading a new site and catching up on all the posts on a different message board. Simply call 1-800-STALKER-EXCHANGE now and have your credit card details ready. Operators are waiting to take your call.
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